Picture it: Milwaukee, 2003. (Like Sophia from the Golden Girls!) I'm working at a coffee shop and a cute boy starts coming in every morning. We start talking, I am totally smitten. A couple weeks later I haul myself out of bed to get to the coffee shop before 7:30 when he would come in. My friends all giggled and let me back behind the counter to serve him when he came in. I tried to keep it relaxed but was shaking so bad, and I said hey, we should hang out sometime, here's my number. The rest, as they say, is history.